Drunken ramblings

Vance · Post by **Vance** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:44 am

I love to look at redheads. I don't like how they wind up stabbing me over imagined trespasses.

My god, I live in Los Angeles. I am surrounded by gender-neutral twits. The gay people are more manly than the straight ones. Yes, even the ones who are honest-to-god prancing and wearing the "I <3 My Boyfriend" t-shirts.

Sega fans live in denial. Sony fans have guilt-free playthroughs of God Hand. HELL YES, GOD HAND. If you name a better game, you are kidding yourself. There is no point making any more games unless they are God Hand 2. Either way, people who develop enough of an emotional attachment to a game company to develop an emotional repulsion to a competitor are morons.

I can clap REALLY LOUD. What the hell?

This song negates the need for sex, though it would accentuate the act really well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpqBvZ8VCO4

Seriously, since when do men complain that a woman has never purchased them a drink? Gaaaaaaaaaaaay

Did I really just apply for that bond enforcer license?

Post by **3DOKid** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:15 pm

We should start a 3DO Zone drunk club. That said, I don't need to be drunk too rant.

Gender neutral twits are a world wide phenomena. They slope around like they are half a sleep. I pray they are on drugs. 'cos either they will eventually drop dead, or get over it.They are anti everything that's fun too, this is what p**ses me off most. War, guns, slutty women, money, fast cars with really sh*tty MPG, everything that the dumb ass media tells them to hate. The reason the media hate it? Because all those dumb media student who wasted three years of their lives thinking they were going to be the next Rupert Murdoch, left Uni and learnt, the hard way, they don't get paid enough for gold gilt Rolls Royces. They are bitter - that's all it is.

All i want to say is f**k the environment too. Leave it to future generations I say. As I see it we are laying the foundations of some amazing future supercool technology, that no doubt will fix everything. The youth of todays inheritance from me when drop off this mortal plane will be apathy you can spread, just, and blind and unqualified optimistic belief that the vast amounts of tax I pay will fund some super secret technology that will make everything aces but not before I get TV's you can hang in your room like wallpaper. I definitely want that first.

Plus the music they listen too. If normal people (which I consider myself and everyone who agrees with me) listened to that endless droning sh1t, i'd probably get a tw*tty haircut and pretend I was a woman too. It's the basic laws of physics if you ask me. The atoms in your body will resonate to the same frequency of the music you listen too and/or the people you hang around with. You will become what you listen too. This is why I veto George Michael and Liberace in this house. ZZ top, WASP, and Japanese Pop music that more than 100BPM. (and slutty looking dancing girls in the videos) obviously I'm too manly to have resonating atoms, I just do as I please. Fortunately for my employer what I please means meeting endless suited idiots, who are absolutely clueless, with me telling them stuff they don't understand, and ultimately them ignoring me. I may have demeanour of man who hates that, but...

As an act of solidarity I bought a copy of God Hand.

Red Heads? (G-in-Gers) as we call them? You're on your own. 20+ years of yellow fever over here. They are all brunette.

Vance · Post by **Vance** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:34 pm

I will give you the environment thing because you live in Cambridge. I live in downtown Los Angeles, a place where they seek out the trees and then cut them down, screaming "FUCK OXYGEN!" I can only assume this is how it happens. As part of the mall's remodeling, they removed every single bit of greenery. A big planter is now just a paved obstruction.

Asian chicks are fun, but not terribly lively in the sack until the second generation in the west. Even the exhibitionists in Japan... well. Uh. How do I put this. She wanted to do it against the window and I quit when she waved at a neighbor. It was too weird.

And leave it to the North Koreans to make flexible asian women in skirts and wielding swords look like 50s housewives: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk

Miserable little country.

Post by **3DOKid** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:18 pm

Wow. They are pretty lively. They must be the ones with food.

What did the neighbour do?

Post by **3DOKid** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:19 pm

This one has lots and lots of food.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1yWw9zi ... re=related

Post by **3DO Experience** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:30 am

Vance wrote:...HELL YES, GOD HAND. If you name a better game, you are kidding yourself...

uh, Super Mario Bros. 3 ?

Vance · Post by **Vance** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:44 am

I like you. You're silly.

BryWI · Post by **BryWI** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:11 am

I dont drink, but I can do tired ramblings. Give me a couple hours yet... If I remember.

Vance · Post by **Vance** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:41 am

We are equal opportunity ramblers. Ewan Maccoll can come back from the grave and ramble, despite the whole Communist thing. He made good music, and that transcends weird.

Post by **3DOKid** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:28 am

Naked Rambling?

Vance · Post by **Vance** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:24 am

Kid.

did you see the God Hand credits yet?

Did you, Kid?

BryWI · Post by **BryWI** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:28 am

If there ever was going to be a post this year where afterwards I regretted it, this would be the likely canidate. Instead of text ramblings, its going to be a video ramble! My credibility on this board just might be at an all time low after this one. lol.

Embarrassing Tired Ramblings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSs9UdelEtI

Vance · Post by **Vance** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:42 am

SWEET! PART OF MY SIGNATURE IS ON YOUTUBE! I AM A STAR!

Post by **3DOKid** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:55 pm

Bry, that was awesome. So, impressed was I, I'm making my own.

Plus, the colander tip is a good one.

BryWI · Post by **BryWI** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:56 pm

ha! I look forward to seeing your video.

Post by **3DO Experience** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:05 am

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY GAME ROOM !

Oh and that frying pan comment instantly made me think of PO'ed.

BryWI · Post by **BryWI** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:35 am

I more or less channeled Earthbound/Mother 2 on the frying pan comment. A great classic game.

Yeah my "other" room is quite the mess lol. I need to clean it up soon. I need to find a job first though. My time for fun and games has ended I think. I just looked at how much is left in the bank. :/ It's draining faster than I would like. I'm not in danger or anything yet at least.

Vance · Post by **Vance** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:59 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yufl382c0I4

I am fond of this sport.

Post by **3DOKid** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:39 am

Do you have the legs for it?

Vance · Post by **Vance** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:41 am

She has the legs for what I've got in mind, which is a sort of reinvention of the couples category. I'm not sure how the scoring would be done, but I know they'd have to figure in distance.

Post by **3DOKid** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:49 pm

Vance wrote:She has the legs for what I've got in mind, which is a sort of reinvention of the couples category. I'm not sure how the scoring would be done, but I know they'd have to figure in distance.

Well sir, why don't you write it down and put it to the Official Olympic Committee? I'm sure if you send it wrapped in a $100s , I believe it will be fairly reviewed.

Where will you go to practice?

BryWI · Post by **BryWI** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:03 am

Vance · Post by **Vance** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:55 am

I met a girl who skateboards to work in her suit today.

BryWI · Post by **BryWI** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:05 pm

wow.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

Post by **3DOKid** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:42 pm

Vance wrote:I met a girl who skateboards to work in her suit today.

In a way, Cambridge used to be like that 1992 - 1997. The internet then left East Anglia and went to Reading. Which is a dump. Still, people in Cambridge used to have 'colourful' modes of transport.

I did see a guy once, back in those days, using a Sinclair C5

BryWI · Post by **BryWI** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:36 am

I was going to post this a while back but later that day didnt feel like doing it. But since I was going through the camera today, better late than never.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IInseLfm1nY

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