OK boys just assume you are a woman...

Post by **3DO Experience** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:57 pm

It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you
to trust him - he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way;
pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight
trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head
and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill but you are now
too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting,
glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle,
that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
What were you thinkin' ?
pervert
I know what you were thinking!

Lemmi · Post by **Lemmi** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:01 am

Thanks for the blue balls

Post by **3DOKid** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:30 pm

I was double bluffed. I saw what it was aiming for, and assumed therefore it wasn't, and then thought it might be something to do with pinball.

Yeah.

Makes me an idiot geek pervert. Not necessarily in that order.

mattyg · Post by **mattyg** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:04 pm

dentists have all the fun..............................not!

Post by **3DOKid** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:12 am

mattyg wrote:dentists have all the fun..............................not!

I knew a chap who was a gynecologist (professional, not an amateur like us) and he had some horrible, horrible, horrible stories.

"rusty tin cans"

That's all I am saying. use your imagination.

Ug!.

Post by **3DO Experience** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:46 am

3DOKid wrote:...professional, not an amateur like us

LOL

3DOKid wrote:rusty tin cans

trying not to get sick

mattyg · Post by **mattyg** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:53 am

a friend of mine is also an ObGyn - similar stories *shudders*

Post by **3DO Experience** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:39 pm

OMG what have I started!?!
and for the record I keep everything clean

bitrate · Post by **bitrate** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:26 am

3DO Experience wrote: and for the record I keep everything clean

Pics, or it didn't happen

Post by **3DO Experience** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:10 am

Post by **3DOKid** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:30 am

Enthusiastic amateurs at that

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