Review - Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

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Review - Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

Post by logtail » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:28 pm

If you are out of drugs but still want to hallucinate, play this "game". This is the closest thing to a homemade game made by a retarded teenager that I have ever seen.
This "game" consists of a series of bad pictures of two pornstars, with the occasional trippy horrible Photoshop filter thrown in for no reason at all. The voice overs are totally ridiculous, including a random asian hooker who reads you some of the important decisions you have to make in the game. The decisions effect how the ending will turn out, i.e., whether John will end up happily ever after with Jane(yes, those are their names in the game). The game is supposed to be and adult game, but even with the censors turned off(you need a code for this), you only see man pubes and some side boob with a touch of nipple. Oh yeah, and John and Jane's hairy asscracks.
This game makes no sense at all at some points, which is great. You are left feeling as though you are taking crazy pills at some points. The fact that you can not skip the slideshows is retarded as well.
However, I am proud to own what is known by most as the worst game of all time, and still bust it out every now and again for giggles.

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Post by 3DOKid » Sat May 31, 2008 8:48 pm

That sums it up. I always wanted to make a sequel.

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Post by Vance » Sat May 31, 2008 9:35 pm

3DOKid wrote:That sums it up. I always wanted to make a sequel.
Rockstar Doesn't Actually Hire Hookers to Play Roles in Their Games, Instead Focusing on Gameplay and Capable Programmers.

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Post by 3DOKid » Sat May 31, 2008 11:21 pm

Their loss.

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Post by Vance » Sat May 31, 2008 11:39 pm

You obviously haven't been to their expo parties.

They were the only booth at E32005 to have bouncers.

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Post by 3DOKid » Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:05 am

I'm a sensitive guy and I know, that somewhere in this thread is a negative that I'm seeing as positive. Any chance you could but it in bold for me. Just to clear things up ;)

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Post by Vance » Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:28 am

I'm just saying that I wouldn't put it past Rockstar to treat the gaming media to lapdances and handjobs. But when they're making games, they're actually pretty professional.

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Post by 3DOKid » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:27 pm

Vance wrote:I'm just saying that I wouldn't put it past Rockstar to treat the gaming media to lapdances and handjobs. But when they're making games, they're actually pretty professional.
I work in the crazy world of I.T. Security, (it's actually a lot more boring than it sounds... unbelievable I know) and I know plenty of lap dances have been bought (and expended) not by me, or for me, or indeed, I've never been to lap dancing place.

Back in I.T. Securities hey-day (1997-99) buying someone a lap dance was kind of cheap. I've heard all sorts of crazy stories. Golf clubs, jewelry, ivory chess set, I do know a guy who got bought a Mercedes 350SL. That guy wasn't me, but it does happen.

Just so you are all clear. If anyone wants to bribe me with a Mercedes, I don't want the wimpy 350, I want the 500. Jeez ;)

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