How (not) to get hired
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:00 am
Because hell, it's not like going the regular route was helping. I'll try whatever: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/re ... 42774.html
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How (not) to get hired
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:04 am
Hahaha.. Brilliant man, brilliant... Keep us posted if anything happens!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:11 pm
moon punch, oh hell no. lmao
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:52 am
Astonishingly I have already received two resume requests in the first 24 hours. I resisted the temptation to send them a doodle of Tie Fighters vs Tron tanks with my CV in cartoon word bubbles.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:45 pm
Wow. Speechless. In a positive way. Two requests? Congratulations Vance.
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:44 am
As a person who reads CV's (Resume's) it cam across as witty, intelligent and honest. In some ways it's pretty good. 
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:12 pm
The one thing I absolutely despise about writing resumes is the objective field. If at all possible, I avoid it. But I'm using a format in resumizer.com's selection that looks really naked without one, going straight from personal info to skills. So I need an objective, the worst kind of ten dollar word ass-smoochery there is. Look up the samples. They all suck.
So, at least temporarily, mine reads:
1. Rescue the POWs.
2. Locate Super Joe.
3. Destroy Project ALBATROSS.
I want the resume to be a bit more serious, but this might have to be it. It's the only joke in there and it avoids me feeling like slime.
So, at least temporarily, mine reads:
1. Rescue the POWs.
2. Locate Super Joe.
3. Destroy Project ALBATROSS.
I want the resume to be a bit more serious, but this might have to be it. It's the only joke in there and it avoids me feeling like slime.
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:36 am
I vote for choice #1. That is, if this is a poll.
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:38 am
Actually, I just put in all three.