Am I an arse?
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:44 am
Dunce: "Hey, what do you have left in your sale thread?"
Me: "Everything that has a price is available."
Dunce: "Would you give me a good deal on all of it."
Me: "Not really. Prices are firm."
Dunce: "So how much would it be for all the stuff then?"
Me: "The price of everything (everything is priced) plus whatever it would cost to ship it all to you."
Dunce: "OK then my zipcode is ***** what would the total be."
Me: "$1,000".
Me: "Everything that has a price is available."
Dunce: "Would you give me a good deal on all of it."
Me: "Not really. Prices are firm."
Dunce: "So how much would it be for all the stuff then?"
Me: "The price of everything (everything is priced) plus whatever it would cost to ship it all to you."
Dunce: "OK then my zipcode is ***** what would the total be."
Me: "$1,000".