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My hotel room in Vegas.
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:55 pm
by 3DOKid
This is the biggest room (suite?) I've ever stayed (try to appreciate in London rooms are usually tiny)
I have:
-seperate bathroom, shower room and toilet.
-Bar
-two beds.
-seating for 10
-dining area
-porch
-2 warddrobes
-3 TVs
-3 phones
WTF!!??
oh, and, no coffee machine. which is barbaric.
and million women in the shortest of all low cut dresses. which is distracting. very, very distracting.
...and someone needs to have stern talk to the USA about toilets. They are too shallow. Not french/japanese shallow, but still, too shallow. You're waaaay to close to your business.

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:04 pm
by 3DOKid
...plus...
Anyone ever read Asimov's Foundation series? Remeber Trantor? This place is like that. It's midday, but I have to switch the lights on in the room and I can't see the sky but I can walk for ages... and I dress weird compared to everyone else...
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:23 am
by Lemmi
3DOKid wrote:...plus...
and I dress weird compared to everyone else...
you mean like a tourist?

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:27 am
by 3DOKid
Lemmi wrote:3DOKid wrote:...plus...
and I dress weird compared to everyone else...
you mean like a tourist?

Exactly.
What's weird is that girls wear these really hot evening dresses and the guys are dressed like they just left the basketball court. My wife would kill me, learn how to resurrect me, then kill me again.
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:11 pm
by Vance
Yeah, around here these extravagantly beautiful women tend to go for guys who look like they're guaranteed to smack them by the second date. It's because there's not two brain cells in their pretty little heads, on average.
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:17 pm
by Scarlettkitten
Wow nice room, I bet the premier inn room I've booked for next weekend in Manchester looks just like that, NOT

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:05 am
by 3DOKid
Vance wrote:Yeah, around here these extravagantly beautiful women tend to go for guys who look like they're guaranteed to smack them by the second date. It's because there's not two brain cells in their pretty little heads, on average.
...let me take you away from all of this. (i have a fancy sports car you know

)
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:44 pm
by Vance
So long as you ain't using that line on our Celestine.
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:38 pm
by 3DO Experience
Shallow toilets???
I don't like men who dress like slobs. Must be a Nevada thing.
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:13 am
by 3DOKid
Vegas, if you don't gamble, sucks.
I played strip poker before. With girls who don't care about the rules (i created) and just wanted to get naked. With me. Nice girls. Stupid girls. Girls like me.
Vegas is pretty tough. There was guy in a it, he was dressed like me when I'm at work, but he was in a fountain at the shopping center (mall) collecting coins, just splashing about without a care. He really didn't care. It was really weird. It made me feel bad to watch. We've all seen starving kids in Africa but, and don't take this the wrong way, a white guy in a suit, scrounging for coins... It was really painful.
There was a woman, who told me she had no money for her kids and really laid on a sob story, but... I didn't buy the story, but it made me feel bad and made me feel guilty too.
Before 3DO, I was into Aliens and UFOs and stuff. And merely one hour from Vegas is the Little Alien Inn, Area 51, Mount tikabo but I didn't go. X-Files fan wet dream right...?
Just endless Lady Gaga, and sweaty IT twats drooling over $700 hookers, eating bad food in pretenous restaurants they aren't paying for...
One day I'll have a good steak in the US. They tell me I have to go Chicago. ...That's where Al bundy is from right?
Vegas was horrible. It's not really for soft-kids like me
I'm just a f**kin' geek/nerd.
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:38 am
by 3DO Experience
They still have shows in Vegas right? Go see a show!!!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:55 pm
by oldskool
I'm a man in Vegas, and I'm not a slob.
Yes, the woman are quite a distraction here. I don't gamble, so I can survive living here.
It's too bad I didn't know you were coming to Vegas, we could have hooked up, I could have shown you where the Pinball Hall of Fame is, some really good game stores, and lot's of other fun places like arcades.
Did you check out Sega's Gameworks?
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:31 pm
by 3DOKid
oldskool wrote:I'm a man in Vegas, and I'm not a slob.
Yes, the woman are quite a distraction here. I don't gamble, so I can survive living here.
It's too bad I didn't know you were coming to Vegas, we could have hooked up, I could have shown you where the Pinball Hall of Fame is, some really good game stores, and lot's of other fun places like arcades.
Did you check out Sega's Gameworks?
What?! Is this some kind of joke? Next year, I'm going back to Vegas. I'll expense you a beer or 3

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:58 pm
by oldskool
Hey I am always down to uhh.. down a few brews with a fellow retro gamer.