3DO deathmatch - Worst of the worst
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3DO deathmatch - Worst of the worst
The jet from V.R. Stalker came screaming down on it’s armadillo target. But what was this? As the descent progressed the pilot became aware of something odd … all the bright colors … certainly a far cry from the drab wastelands the pilot was use to traversing. He knew he should pull up, (his training hadn’t prepared him for anything like this) but like a moth to a flame he kept descending to the colorful canvas world of Cyberdillo. “Eject” his brain scremed to him, “eject!” But it was too late. The rainbow visuals had hypnotized, and he was in an uncontrolable state, much like an acid trip. And, like an acid trip, the crash was inevitable.
The dillo grinned, pleased to have knocked out a foe so early. Rounding the corner he caught site of the blonde female. The vacant look on her face told him she would be an easy target. Raising his plunger , he fired.
Out of nowhere, a half naked dude w/the acting skills of a stoned Keanu Reeves leapt in front of the intended target. “This is my speciality” he said, grabbing the plunger form the air. The dillo watched in much confusion as the dude picked up his weapon and proceeded to play it like a guitar. He would need a plan B.
Meanwhile, things weren’t going very well for Chuck Rock & crew. “We gonna be late” he grunted to his buddies from B.C. Racers. They had left plenty early enough, but the darn fram rate had more than doubled their commute time. He nearly jumped off the bike when a sharp corner literally appeared out of nowhere. Oh well he thought, at least the soldier from Doom is having the same issues.
The last competitor had but one enemy to defeat before he joined the others in the battle for the worst 3DO game ever. Lucky for him, he was from Draxon’s revenge, so he figured his odds of winning were fairly strong. Unlucky for him, his final enemy was a flying target. It appeared there would be a 3rd one late to the show..
To be continued …
The dillo grinned, pleased to have knocked out a foe so early. Rounding the corner he caught site of the blonde female. The vacant look on her face told him she would be an easy target. Raising his plunger , he fired.
Out of nowhere, a half naked dude w/the acting skills of a stoned Keanu Reeves leapt in front of the intended target. “This is my speciality” he said, grabbing the plunger form the air. The dillo watched in much confusion as the dude picked up his weapon and proceeded to play it like a guitar. He would need a plan B.
Meanwhile, things weren’t going very well for Chuck Rock & crew. “We gonna be late” he grunted to his buddies from B.C. Racers. They had left plenty early enough, but the darn fram rate had more than doubled their commute time. He nearly jumped off the bike when a sharp corner literally appeared out of nowhere. Oh well he thought, at least the soldier from Doom is having the same issues.
The last competitor had but one enemy to defeat before he joined the others in the battle for the worst 3DO game ever. Lucky for him, he was from Draxon’s revenge, so he figured his odds of winning were fairly strong. Unlucky for him, his final enemy was a flying target. It appeared there would be a 3rd one late to the show..
To be continued …
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So busy was he retreating from the double threat of dumb blonde & plumber, that the dillo didn't realize he had run over a stray laxative. Scampering to the nearest toliet, he sat down just as the marine entered. "Mars has some strange beasts" he thought to himself as he fired at the dillo caught w/his pants down. W/what little time remaining, the dillo struck his shakesperean death pose.
The raven finally arrived, grateful not to be the the last one to this sick party. Where was Chuck Rock & the gang? Unfortunatley, the group had gone extinct before the frame rate could catch up w/them. W/his dying breath, Chuck Rock muttered "Atleast I have good Sega cd games."
"So that's what the V.R. stands for" the pilot belatedly realized as he discovered he was not dead. His new target for his next turn? The chic muttering something about her daddy or whatnot.
2 down, only 4 remain ...
The raven finally arrived, grateful not to be the the last one to this sick party. Where was Chuck Rock & the gang? Unfortunatley, the group had gone extinct before the frame rate could catch up w/them. W/his dying breath, Chuck Rock muttered "Atleast I have good Sega cd games."
"So that's what the V.R. stands for" the pilot belatedly realized as he discovered he was not dead. His new target for his next turn? The chic muttering something about her daddy or whatnot.
2 down, only 4 remain ...
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just a few like3DO Experience wrote:What? There are good Sega CD games?
inxs make my video
or Dark Wizard
Dungeon Explorer
the lunar games
Vay
Snatcher
and the very popular
Marky Mark - make my video
Ex-3DO collector extraordinaire , but i still have my collection
Villagephotos is dead, need to find my old pics and find another host
Villagephotos is dead, need to find my old pics and find another host
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