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Speed reviewing
Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:31 pm
by 3DOKid
More ripping off of Atari Age.
Review a 3DO game in 25 words or less. I'll start:
Cyberdillo: Crap.
Space Hulk. AvP with strategy, no aliens, no predator and some strategy.
NFS. Car Porn. Test Drive from the Amiga on Steriods with bling.
Dr Hauzer: Demonstration of 3DO power. Alone in the Dark clone.
Re: Speed reviewing
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:09 am
by BryWI
3DOKid wrote:
Cyberdillo: Crap.
I have an idea that this line was the main point to your post.
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:49 am
by 3DOKid
Waiting for Trev to contradict me*
*then I'll ban his ass for sure this time.
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:47 am
by mattyg
Okay guys - I kinda expect this post to be deleted in the interest of taste but I'll do it anyway!
Cyberdillo - not as bad as the Kid says but not as good as Trev makes out
Plumbers - a Guantanomo Bay favourite
Way of the Warrior - like masturbating with a cheese grater - mildly amusing but mostly painful
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:06 pm
by 3DO Experience
Way of the Warrior...
HA!
Your post stays simply for amusement.
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:33 am
by Trev
3DOKid wrote:Waiting for Trev to contradict me*
*then I'll ban his ass for sure this time.
Ban yourself for cursing
(almost missed it w/the tiny font)
Cyberdillo - not as bad as the Kid says but not as good as Trev makes out
Mattyg is on target w/his balanced view.
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:09 am
by 3DOKid
*on target for a banning?
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:11 am
by bonefish
I'll keep it going...
Star Control 2: The best version of what could be one of the best games ever.
Gex: an excellent platformer that is all but forgotten.
Bladeforce: Cool physics, very repetitive.
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:14 am
by ILUV3DO
Alone in the Dark: Masterpiece of Suvival Horror before "Survival Horror" even existed.
Bust-A-Move: Bubble Crack
Wing Commander 3: Epic Sci-Fi space opera choose your own adventure interactive movie point and click space flight sim starring Luke Skywalker. Sheesh!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:55 pm
by FrumpleOrz
Cruising through the archives is fun! There are neat old threads like this! Nothing like a little thread necromancy, huh?
Star Control 2 – God himself wonders why he didn't make this before Toys for Bob.
Dragon's Lair – I PRESSED UP. NOW I GOTTA WAIT. AGAIN.
Wing Commander 3 – How I imagine the future will really be but with more cats.
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties – Hand me my noose and lead me to the highest rafters.
Jurassic Park Interactive – Mrs. Grundy's 3rd Grade Class presents Jurassic Park.
Sex – ALMOST worth it for the puns.
Bladeforce – Why did it take me 14 years to figure out how to play this?
Putt-Putt Joins The Parade – I hope no one catches me playing this.
PaTaank – Play once a day with a heavy dose of hallucinigenics and you'll thank me.
Alone in the Dark 2 – Alone in the Garbage Can
PO'ed – What's Doom?
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:27 pm
by Trev
Ha ha, nice ones. This was a good thread bump.
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:53 am
by Martin III
Indeed, very nice ones, Orz! Although:
FrumpleOrz wrote:Sex – ALMOST worth it for the puns.
I hope this is in reference to the 3DO title and not a review of sex itself, because if it's the latter, I don't want to know what goes on in your bedroom.
Anyway, I'll throw a few out there:
Brain Dead 13 - Entertaining to watch, marginally less boring than the titular neurological condition to play.
Icebreaker - Typical overhead shooting action, except there's 150 levels, no powerups, and everyone looks like a pyramid.
Psychic Detective - FMV games are derided for their limited points of interactivity, but this one proves quality more important than quantity.